|Shoes Store |
On day the beautiful Annette was at the shoes store in the hope to buy one pair of shoes. She tried more than 20 pairs, none of them fit her. When she was ready to leave she said : thanks God, I don't waste my time, I find one. After all the sale person told her that's your own shoes ; you took it off before you tried the first pair. You came here with it from your house.
|One way Street |
One day after parking my car on a one way street, I saw Jean walked in the front. Jean forgot something and running back without turning his face. I said what's happened Jean ? Why do you walk like that ? Jean said because of the traffic law, I don't want to get a ticket.
|Restaurant #1 |
Peter who doesn't know how to read even a menu went to the restaurant last week. When he asked about what they had to eat, the waiter told him that they have barbecue chicken, vegetables, slice fish etc... Peter said : give me "etc.." because I never ate that before.
|Restaurant #2 |
Jean who is always broke went to the restaurant one day in the morning. After taking his breakfast he told the manager that he didn't have any money in his pocket. The manager said : you used to do that almost everyday and slapped him on the left side of his face. After all, Jean said slap me on the right side to give me a chance for my lunch later.
|Learning English |
When Jo came in America he went to school to learn English. His first lesson was about the time. After that course he knew the time in English. When we asked him for the time he always said the right answer. For example : six thirty ( 6:30 ), eight ten ( 8:10 ). He went to the store to buy a pair of sneakers. When somebody at the store asked him for his size. He said my size is nine thirty